The anomaly known as "Glub Glub" frequently materializes at Site-73, often without prior warning. Exhibiting a limited but unpredictable mastery of thaumaturgy, it is capable of teleporting personnel and conjuring items, usually with a focus on cannabis-related paraphernalia. Despite its whimsical and eccentric nature, Glub Glub’s abilities pose a significant risk. Personnel are advised to maintain caution, as the entity has demonstrated a tendency to escalate harmless antics into potentially hazardous situations.
At Site-73, Glub Glub’s visits have become a source of operational disruption. The entity has been observed using its reality-bending abilities to interfere with routine security drills, replacing key equipment with nonsensical or unusable items, such as rubber chickens or inexplicably wet documents. On one occasion, it teleported an entire cafeteria tray lineup into the on-site botanical garden, causing confusion and a minor containment breach when an SCP plant specimen ingested the misplaced items. These events underline the need for enhanced protocols to manage Glub Glub’s unpredictable intrusions.
Dr. Preacher Site-73 Research Department
ADDENDUM: As of December 2024, Glub Glub still routinely appears quite often around the area around Site-66. While very chaotic, their presense has been enjoyed by the people of the site as they always are making something new happen. Glub Glub was last seen bringing a floating watermelon from the "floating watermelon dimension" to a researcher. D-Class later ate the watermelon, and said it was good.
For the most part, unless you antagonize them, Glub Glub is mostly harmless. They can attack, but usually won't.
'Moriarty' Head of Research, Site-66
The entity known as "Glub Glub" materialized unexpectedly at Site-88, engaging in a series of peculiar magic acts. Witnesses reported instances of temporary visual impairment induced by Glub Glub, resulting in brief episodes of blindness among onlookers. The entity, adorned in eccentric attire, claimed to be acquiring specific items on behalf of Boston, citing a peculiar need for "illuminating visions." Security personnel initiated containment procedures, but Glub Glub, displaying heightened agility, easily evaded capture by employing blinding flashes of light to disorient pursuers. Investigations are underway to determine the motive behind Glub Glub's actions and assess potential risks associated with its reality-distorting abilities.
Gabriel Maritinez Senior Researcher, Site-88
I am compelled to report an anomalous deviation from established security protocols. The entity designated as Glub Glub, typically observed in the company of entities Concord, Lexington, and Boston, has exhibited uncharacteristic and disruptive behavior targeting General Security Officer Menoetius.
Eyewitness accounts and security logs have recorded several anomalous events, including unauthorized breaches of restricted areas, unexplained perturbations in routine operational workflows, and temporary displacement of personal property. Despite Glub Glub's usual whimsical attributes, the recent interactions have resulted in significant operational disruptions and partial physical trauma to General Security Officer Menoetius.
These incidents underscore a critical lapse in our containment and security measures, necessitating an immediate and thorough investigation to mitigate further risks and ensure the integrity of our controlled environment.
Jessica Carter Department of Metaphysics, Area-27
